its 12am and im sittin up in my rooom eating a bowl of 'sugar puffs' kiddie cereal and recalling this girl i saw on the tube this morning:
This girl pulled out a jug of milk, a bowl, and a spoon, and proceeded to 'make herself a bowl of cereal'?!? on the tube?!? during '10am rush hr' when ppl go to school/work..and u were comfortable enough to just go ahead and make ur cereal like that? wow. she had skill though b/c i swore at one point the milk was going to splash on somoeone. but c'mon, was it that serious? This was obviously premeditated - you must've said to youraelf, 'i'm going to buy the milk, bring the bowl and spoon from home, and eat whilst on the tube,'. i tell you i nearly LMAO in her face.
Thursday, February 28, 2008
Wednesday, February 27, 2008
surprising week (thus far)
just some random surprises this week..
mon- my mom says she may come visit me in LDN. (some of you might understand the 'surprise factor' and some of you won't.)
tues- the day i cancel my match.coom membership (yes, i subscribed BRIEFLY) i get an email from dane (summer '07). did this loser really think i wasn't going to LDN?? i love when ppl dont take me seriously. womp.womp.
-did we just have an earthquake? yes, ppl. pls check out the BBC link below. i thought i was imagining things, but the quake was felt in LDN to manchester to leiceester.
wed- i wonder what will happen later today? i haven't done ish all day,
**(written @ 945pm: so, yah it's later..and guess who i just saw, the 'original' african stalker, mr. i-saw-u-from-across-the-street while i was at the laundromat. i haven't seen this bright clothes wearing dude in a few months..and i liked that..and all of this b/c i decide to take a diff route to the tube station.damn. and then africa goes on about when am i going to see him and that i should invite him to the movies and blah. uh no?)
but i'm planning worldly travels. im thinking italy for easter wknd, and maybe morocco for my easter holiday..(yes wknd and holiday are 2 different getaways)
earthquake
mon- my mom says she may come visit me in LDN. (some of you might understand the 'surprise factor' and some of you won't.)
tues- the day i cancel my match.coom membership (yes, i subscribed BRIEFLY) i get an email from dane (summer '07). did this loser really think i wasn't going to LDN?? i love when ppl dont take me seriously. womp.womp.
-did we just have an earthquake? yes, ppl. pls check out the BBC link below. i thought i was imagining things, but the quake was felt in LDN to manchester to leiceester.
wed- i wonder what will happen later today? i haven't done ish all day,
**(written @ 945pm: so, yah it's later..and guess who i just saw, the 'original' african stalker, mr. i-saw-u-from-across-the-street while i was at the laundromat. i haven't seen this bright clothes wearing dude in a few months..and i liked that..and all of this b/c i decide to take a diff route to the tube station.damn. and then africa goes on about when am i going to see him and that i should invite him to the movies and blah. uh no?)
but i'm planning worldly travels. im thinking italy for easter wknd, and maybe morocco for my easter holiday..(yes wknd and holiday are 2 different getaways)
earthquake
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
and...
i know you've heard of sherri shephhard by now..and she is on national tv.?!? do better!
cheers to comedy!
thank g-d for 'best week ever'!
cheers to comedy!
thank g-d for 'best week ever'!
Thursday, February 7, 2008
give up already!
this post is brought to you by the letter 'C'!
actually, i just wanted to inform you, that my stalker, a mr.'wale adebayo' is CLUELESS! this fool called me AGAIN on monday and today, at 630am. this fool is getting crazier by the day...and oh, i dunno, since i didn't answer his 10th? phone call, he decides to email me the following:
Hello Camille Brown,
How are you doing today,hope you are doing just gr8,after the last reply of my email i never hear from you again,and i was wandering and perplexed,thats the nitty-gritty why am emailing you to know if you are okay,i even try ur number several time it keep entring voice mail before i knew my whole credit is gone,i guess you still remember me Wale the Law student who told you in the earlier email that he saw ur nice look,email id all in ur profile,i just came say hi again and to know if you doing okay then am fine here too,pls till i hear from you always know how special you are to the world bcs you are an angel whom the world angel will bow for soon.
Wale
+2348062135654
aww, he wasted all his credit...and he's "perplexed"? ha.but,seriously though, if you lived in london, you would understand that credit is precious - but he is still a loser!
pz out ppl!
actually, i just wanted to inform you, that my stalker, a mr.'wale adebayo' is CLUELESS! this fool called me AGAIN on monday and today, at 630am. this fool is getting crazier by the day...and oh, i dunno, since i didn't answer his 10th? phone call, he decides to email me the following:
Hello Camille Brown,
How are you doing today,hope you are doing just gr8,after the last reply of my email i never hear from you again,and i was wandering and perplexed,thats the nitty-gritty why am emailing you to know if you are okay,i even try ur number several time it keep entring voice mail before i knew my whole credit is gone,i guess you still remember me Wale the Law student who told you in the earlier email that he saw ur nice look,email id all in ur profile,i just came say hi again and to know if you doing okay then am fine here too,pls till i hear from you always know how special you are to the world bcs you are an angel whom the world angel will bow for soon.
Wale
+2348062135654
aww, he wasted all his credit...and he's "perplexed"? ha.but,seriously though, if you lived in london, you would understand that credit is precious - but he is still a loser!
pz out ppl!
Sunday, February 3, 2008
STALKER!
i went to paris on thursday, and just arrived this afternoon (story to come later).
while in paris, i get the following email, from a 'wale adebayo'. c'mon, you're smart enough to guess his nationality.
just in case you're slow, here's a hint: country code is +234:
Hello Camell Brown,
How are you doing hope you doing just gr8 and ok pls let me know pls,am Wale by name i saw ur nice look and the eyes of tommorrow abd a eyes of an angel and a special angel at that whom the world angel is gonna bow for,eacht time i see ur eyes in facebook i never stop but to keep saying hi to you by sending you an email any man who fails to adore you or appreciate you never deserve knowing you pls i really wish to know you more better am Wale once again and am a Law Student who love justice.
Pls do me a favour by taking very good care of urself pls and always remember who you are a precious and special person to the world to people like me who knows that.
Wale
siiiiiigh! uuuh, alright ppl. nevermind the incorrect grammar, but WHO THE HELL IS WALE ADEBAYO? aaand more importantly, HOW DID YOU GET MY EMAIL.WTF??!?
i had a nice, relaxing saturday in versaille, and come home to this second email, which, i guess he forgot to tell me, in the first one? :
Hello Camell Brown,
How are you doing hope you doing just gr8 and ok pls let me know pls.
now, after that second email, i was like, this ass is crazy..so, i replied:
who is this?!? and more importantly, how do you have my email address?!?
here's the problem: my dumb ass replied to this crazy guy with my phone number in my signature! sooo stupid of me! guess i noticed that too late. but catch the reply:
Hello Camille,
How are you doing this moment,am glad that you reply back my email,that shows how different from others you are,if i may introduce myself the more,am Wale by name and am a Law Student,i am also a member of facebook where i was searching to meet somewhere,then i luckily saw ur pretty look on there and ur email address too,i wanna let you know i mean no harm neither did i have any bad intention towards emailing you,am just a kind of person who love appreciating good things when i see them,so thats why i came say hi and to let you know for real that trull i have seen women with beauty,but to my greatest surprise no one i mean no one could ever be compared with you,pls i really look up to ur reply and am gonna give you a call,with the number you display right here,till then pls do me a favour by taking very good care of urself pls and always know u are special and precious to some 1 here Wale.
Wale
+2348062135654.
oh, so i guess he figured out how to spell my name, since my email address doesn't offer a clue? and i did not 'give him permission' to call me? but, he kept his promise of calling me, as i wake up sunday morning to 8 missed calls??! from him..
p.s- did a lil fcbk investigation and found 2 'wale adebayo's', one of which is on the london network, where my info is completely visible. i sure did change my privacy settings, but this ass already has my #, email, maybe blog address, and quite possibly is reading this as i write.
ha!?
while in paris, i get the following email, from a 'wale adebayo'. c'mon, you're smart enough to guess his nationality.
just in case you're slow, here's a hint: country code is +234:
Hello Camell Brown,
How are you doing hope you doing just gr8 and ok pls let me know pls,am Wale by name i saw ur nice look and the eyes of tommorrow abd a eyes of an angel and a special angel at that whom the world angel is gonna bow for,eacht time i see ur eyes in facebook i never stop but to keep saying hi to you by sending you an email any man who fails to adore you or appreciate you never deserve knowing you pls i really wish to know you more better am Wale once again and am a Law Student who love justice.
Pls do me a favour by taking very good care of urself pls and always remember who you are a precious and special person to the world to people like me who knows that.
Wale
siiiiiigh! uuuh, alright ppl. nevermind the incorrect grammar, but WHO THE HELL IS WALE ADEBAYO? aaand more importantly, HOW DID YOU GET MY EMAIL.WTF??!?
i had a nice, relaxing saturday in versaille, and come home to this second email, which, i guess he forgot to tell me, in the first one? :
Hello Camell Brown,
How are you doing hope you doing just gr8 and ok pls let me know pls.
now, after that second email, i was like, this ass is crazy..so, i replied:
who is this?!? and more importantly, how do you have my email address?!?
here's the problem: my dumb ass replied to this crazy guy with my phone number in my signature! sooo stupid of me! guess i noticed that too late. but catch the reply:
Hello Camille,
How are you doing this moment,am glad that you reply back my email,that shows how different from others you are,if i may introduce myself the more,am Wale by name and am a Law Student,i am also a member of facebook where i was searching to meet somewhere,then i luckily saw ur pretty look on there and ur email address too,i wanna let you know i mean no harm neither did i have any bad intention towards emailing you,am just a kind of person who love appreciating good things when i see them,so thats why i came say hi and to let you know for real that trull i have seen women with beauty,but to my greatest surprise no one i mean no one could ever be compared with you,pls i really look up to ur reply and am gonna give you a call,with the number you display right here,till then pls do me a favour by taking very good care of urself pls and always know u are special and precious to some 1 here Wale.
Wale
+2348062135654.
oh, so i guess he figured out how to spell my name, since my email address doesn't offer a clue? and i did not 'give him permission' to call me? but, he kept his promise of calling me, as i wake up sunday morning to 8 missed calls??! from him..
p.s- did a lil fcbk investigation and found 2 'wale adebayo's', one of which is on the london network, where my info is completely visible. i sure did change my privacy settings, but this ass already has my #, email, maybe blog address, and quite possibly is reading this as i write.
ha!?
paperchase.
in retrospect:
now, i know, this post may not be anything to you, (and i could careless), but....someone stole my PAPER TOWEL, and i REAAALLLY don't appreciate that sh*t!
i went into the kitchen a couple of days ago, and noticed an unopened roll of BOUNTY aka 'name brand' paper towel missing..i bought 2 rolls a wk prior; there's a roll remaining in my room. i understand using my unopened BOUNTY, but... taking the unopened roll, and completely removing my things from the kitchen?!? *sigh, the most likely culprits are my new roomies-- by the way, aall american undergrads who i know very little about, and THE CLEANING PPL! these 'cleaners' are always in our flat..and that kitchen did look squeaky clean.
hmph.
and i am tripping about my damn paper towel, b/c @ restaurants they give you ONE napkin, and you better not ask for more...and paper towels are expensive at the market-- sooo i use them sparingly...they're [paper towels] somewhat of a luxury.
ppl these days....
now, i know, this post may not be anything to you, (and i could careless), but....someone stole my PAPER TOWEL, and i REAAALLLY don't appreciate that sh*t!
i went into the kitchen a couple of days ago, and noticed an unopened roll of BOUNTY aka 'name brand' paper towel missing..i bought 2 rolls a wk prior; there's a roll remaining in my room. i understand using my unopened BOUNTY, but... taking the unopened roll, and completely removing my things from the kitchen?!? *sigh, the most likely culprits are my new roomies-- by the way, aall american undergrads who i know very little about, and THE CLEANING PPL! these 'cleaners' are always in our flat..and that kitchen did look squeaky clean.
hmph.
and i am tripping about my damn paper towel, b/c @ restaurants they give you ONE napkin, and you better not ask for more...and paper towels are expensive at the market-- sooo i use them sparingly...they're [paper towels] somewhat of a luxury.
ppl these days....
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