last nite was savernaz's bday..(who's that? - iris' classmate - who's iris? - my flatmate)
so...we go to this spot called 'potion bar' ---ooh sounds trendy, huh? sure was!
aaand they knew how to make cocktails!! sooo i was h'extra excited to be there.
i was eyeing this guy aalll nite - he was fine..tall, indian, bald head<--i think they're makin a comeback?> anyway, he was fyine...i just needed a game plan to talk to him.
plan A - i tried going upstairs to the private party, whizzing by the hella obvious sign that read "private party" ..that didnt work. i got stopped @ the top of the stairs, but i lied n said i needed to pee so... i get inside and there's all these good looking men, and only men, and all this indian food! soo i pee, and go back dwnstrs to the crew.
plan B - indian guy comes dwnstrs and i grab him, ask yyy he's holding all the men upstairs? and soo he invites me, and my girlfriends upstairs. plan b - successful.
we're popping bottles of champagne, free drinks on the house..and..oh, what are we celebrating??? mr.dao, my indian friend, just had a baby..and not his 1st, but 2nd baby! and yy arent there women here? b/c "they're at home taking care of the babies.."...what the hell? i'm telliing you, i felt like we were at a bachelor party!
and yyy did u not tell me, mr.dao, that YOU were married when i first spoke to you? you knew the deal...and get this, dwnstrs where i 1st spoke to him, he tells me "oh, we're celebrating b/c my friend jus had a baby," not that HE just had the baby..
and they didnt even name the baby yet, not for religious reasons, but just cuz they didnt think of a name, so for now, the baby's name is 'baby x'....
ok.back to the party, er celebration...
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mr.dao and his male entourage invite me and my crew to the basement for hey, another party - there's lil caves and a dance floor and everything..more free drinks, like real drinks- cocktails, beer, shots...whatever u want..so we're all partyin it up w/about 20 guys, who by the way, most of which are married/dating...?!? ugh, whatever, by this point, their status doesn't matter.
jammin to that indian/hip hop...fun times!
then mr.dao hailed us some cabs home, but didnt pay for them..what a gentleman? i guess he was REALLY trying to tell me there he's married...then we go for kebabs @ 3am to just be harrassed by some guys that don't get the point that IM NOT INTERESTED!
..but mr.dao has my #..eh, i dont expect him to call, but fun times were had by all =)
p.s - dao owned the club, probably drives that red porsche that was sitting outside, and owns 9 properties on ocean drive..daaaamn!
3 comments:
All I gotta say is...TYPICAL GUY!! lolll. Apparently that shady quality spreads across ethnic lines.
i enjoyed reading you latest blogs...it seems like you are having loads of fun.
You are too funny. Are you sure u shouldn't be a writer instead?
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